Article 6NBW7 Embarrassed David Attenborough Realizes He Spent 10 Minutes Describing Stillness Of Duck Decoy

Embarrassed David Attenborough Realizes He Spent 10 Minutes Describing Stillness Of Duck Decoy

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CHELMSFORD, ENGLAND-Interrupting his hushed narration about the inanimate bird's majesty as he observed it from a small boat, an embarrassed David Attenborough reportedly realized Friday that he had just spent the past 10 minutes describing the stillness of a duck decoy. The male mallard is a temperate...

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