Article 6NEKP Goose Comforted By Visions Of Long-Dead Relatives Beckoning It Into Jet Engine

Goose Comforted By Visions Of Long-Dead Relatives Beckoning It Into Jet Engine

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SARASOTA, FL-As the sudden appearance of his ancestors drew the bird several feet closer to the Boeing 747's turbine, local goose Chester Hanson was reportedly comforted Tuesday by visions of his long-dead relatives beckoning him into a jet engine. Mom? Dad? Uncle Henry?" said the 3-year-old Canada goose, who...

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