Stressed-Out God Didn’t Realize He Was Supposed To Reincarnate All Those Dead People
THE HEAVENS-Groaning as He surveyed the massive piles of souls, a stressed-out God confirmed Tuesday that He had not realized He was supposed to reincarnate all those dead people. Oh, shit, that was my job?" said the Lord God Almighty, who shook His head and muttered, There's, like, 117 billion of these things," as...