Tearful Boston Dynamics Engineer Forced To Drown Unwanted Robot Puppies
WALTHAM, MA-Heeding his supervisor's order to get rid of the excess newborn mechanical quadrupeds, tearful Boston Dynamics engineer Leon Rosoff was forced Monday to drown several unwanted robot puppies. I'm so sorry, little robofellas, but we don't have the funding to maintain all of you," said a sniffling Rosoff,...