Article 6PJVA New Hire Not Yet Comfortable Enough To Mention He Saw Man Die On Way In

New Hire Not Yet Comfortable Enough To Mention He Saw Man Die On Way In

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NEW YORK-Maintaining his silence in the wake of sudden tragedy, new hire Will Rorke told reporters Monday that he was not yet comfortable enough to mention that he had seen a man die on his way into the office. I wish I knew my coworkers well enough to open up about how I just witnessed a stranger drop dead from a...

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