Article 6Q3ZJ ‘Ketamine Queen’ Charged In Connection With Matthew Perry’s Death

‘Ketamine Queen’ Charged In Connection With Matthew Perry’s Death

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Two California doctors, Matthew Perry's live-in personal assistant, and a reputed drug dealer known as the ketamine queen" have been charged in connection with the accidental overdose death of the Friends star last year. What do you think?

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This is why I never sold drugs. I was scared I'd kill Matthew Perry."

Valeria Hewitt, Prayer Copywriter
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Maybe she could offer some clues as to who dealt him the ketamine."

Graham Ortega, Wedding Bouncer
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Maybe now people will think twice before killing someone famous."

Leroy Clouse, Gaffer

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