Juul Unveils New E-Solvent Can For Huffers
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA-Expanding its offerings beyond traditional vapes, Juul Labs announced Tuesday it had begun selling e-solvents, a new product it would market toward huffers. With Juul's new e-solvents, hanging out with your other huffer buddies by the dumpster behind Walmart just got a lot more fun," said CEO K.C. Crosthwaite, explaining that the electronic solvent would be released in several flavors, including paint, glue, and blue raspberry. Not only is the euphoric lightheadedness unmatched, our e-solvent is also as much as five times healthier for you than inhalants found in traditional spray paint canisters. All the benefits of aerosol fumes without any of the harmful chemicals." At press time, confused advocacy groups were reportedly too disoriented from visual and auditory hallucinations to bring a lawsuit against Juul for its e-solvents.
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