Bride Being Awfully Picky About Wedding Cake For Someone Who Just Got Free Flight From Cambodia

STOCKTON, CA-Complaining that the woman acts like she owns the place despite her groom's incredible generosity, local man Jason Foster reported Monday that his bride was being awfully picky about the wedding cake for someone who just got a free flight from Cambodia. She steps off the plane I forked over 900 bucks for and suddenly she thinks she's too good for a pre-made chocolate sheet cake?" said Foster, who complained that for someone who has been in the country less than 48 hours, she suddenly has a lot of opinions on the proper decor and food needed for a customary American wedding. People are so entitled these days. I bet a Costco cake is a delicacy in Cambodia, and she can't even act grateful. If I paid for the cake and the pop-up canopy tent, and even saved us money by convincing my buddy to officiate, then I'm going to be the one picking out the flavor. I don't even know what the hell pandan is. Oh look, now she's even acting like she can't breathe just because she's got some kind of allergy." At press time, Foster was reportedly emailing his bride's contact to see if she could be exchanged for someone who wouldn't act like a tray of baked ziti is the end of the world.

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