Husband Files For Divorce After DNA Test Reveals Child Only Shares Half His Genes

TERRE HAUTE, IN-Having confirmed his suspicions of his wife's infidelity, local husband Mark Polanco filed for divorce Monday after a DNA test revealed that the child he had been raising as his own only shared half his genes. I just can't be with someone who would do something that awful, telling me I'm the biological father of a kid who doesn't even have 100% of my genetic material," said Polanco, who explained that he began questioning the paternity of the child when she was a baby and he first changed her diaper, an experience that led him to wonder how, as a girl, she could have inherited both his X and Y chromosomes. Honestly, what kind of psycho does something like that? I guess she was hoping I would never notice the kid wasn't an exact genetic clone of me, but thankfully I pieced it together." At press time, Polanco was reportedly disgusted after realizing the baby bore a striking resemblance to his wife's brother.

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