‘They’re Getting Shot,’ Kamala Harris Warns Home Intruders, Burglars, Litterbugs, Slow Walkers

FARMINGTON HILLS, MI-Discussing the Second Amendment with Oprah Winfrey at a Michigan town hall last night, Vice President Kamala Harris admitted she may have gotten too comfortable when she remarked that any home intruders, burglars, litterbugs, or slow walkers near her house could expect to be shot. If somebody breaks into my house, knocks on my door to sell me something, or leaves their dog's waste on my lawn, they're getting shot," the Democratic presidential nominee said in an attempt to bridge the gap with conservative gun owners in the swing state, drawing applause as she pantomimed looking through a rifle scope at the audience and then mimicked the sound of gunfire. If you trespass onto my property or take my plate away from the table before I'm finished eating, I'm going to take you out, as is my right as an American citizen. Let this serve as a warning to anyone who steals my mail, runs down the airplane aisle to deboard before it's their turn, ortalks too loudly in a movie theater-these things upset me, and I'm not afraid to defend myself accordingly. Also goes for drivers who don't signal, heavy mouth-breathers, or if I just don't like your face. Boom." Later in the interview, Harris drew a gun from inside her jacket and fired a warning shot into the air after someone in the audience answered a call on speakerphone.

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