North Carolina Voters Abandon Mark Robinson For Nude Africa User ‘FootPapa12’

RALEIGH, NC-In the wake of an explosive report that revealed several controversial posts the lieutenantgovernor had made years ago on a pornographic website, North Carolina voters across the state told reporters Friday that they had abandoned Republican gubernatorial candidate Mark Robinson for Nude Africa user FootPapa12. Although we were previously excited to vote for Mark Robinson, we now see that foot fetishist and self-proclaimed toe king' FootPapa12 is the best option to lead our great state," said North Carolina resident Jason Palmer, adding that while they had lost trust in Robinson after his concerning comments about slavery and being a black Nazi, the anonymous podophile's views on foot jobs, pedicures, and face-trampling better represented theirvalues. Frankly, after doing some research, I liked what FootPapa12' said about putting middle-class voters' feet in his mouth. We deserve a candidate who will fight for all of us to climax, whether that involves pantyhose, rubbing our feet in oil, or someone watching us wiggle our toes as we dip them into various foods. The choice is clear."At press time, former President Donald Trump had thrown his support behind FootPapa12, claiming the anonymous user was Martin Luther King on steroids."

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