Tips For Cutting Back On Streaming Subscriptions

Following price hikes made at Netflix and Max earlier this year, Disney will be increasing subscription costs for Hulu, ESPN+, and Disney+ beginning Oct. 17. The Onion shares tips for saving money on streaming.

• Instead of streaming entertainment, pay a group of local urchin children to dance for you at half the cost.
• Make your career and personal relationships so fulfilling that the mere idea of needing to watch movies and TV shows for entertainment starts to seem utterly ridiculous.
• Enlist in the military to be eligible for $2 off a regularly priced plan.
• Learn to make your own streaming shows from scratch.
• Best Buy's TV department is currently showing a looping episode of Friends.
• Move to North Korea and enjoy the four state-approved channels available to Pyongyang residents.
• Embrace the air of superiority that comes with informing others you don't watch television of any kind.
• Ask your conjoined twin nicely if they would let you piggyback off their subscriptions.
• REI is having a sale on binoculars. Need we say more?
• Stop liking Pixar films. You're 29 years old.

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