Article 6R75P Fat Bear Week Contest Delayed After Contestant Killed

Fat Bear Week Contest Delayed After Contestant Killed

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Organizers from Alaska's Katmai National Park and Preserve were forced to delay their annual Fat Bear Week competition after a female contestant known as Bear 402 was killed by a fellow brown bear during a fight. What do you think?

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Some bears aren't cut out for the competitiveness of pageant life."

January Sanders, Beverage Insider
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Where the hell was the ref?"

Ivan Kerns, Handbook Editor
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The bears probably staged it for ratings."

Eddie Purwin, Buttonsmith

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