Biggest Supreme Court Cases To Watch

This Monday, the Supreme Court kicked off its new term. Here is a selection of some of the most consequential issues the court can be expected to rule on over the coming months.

• Metabolic disease as proof of citizenship: The Supreme Court will be reviewing the constitutionality of a new Louisiana bill requiring voters to eat three pounds of refined sugars.
• Fair lunchroom trade: Tackling a geopolitical issue, all eyes are on the justices whether a Doritos are a fair trade for PB&J.
• Jimmy Carter: The court is likely to deny the ex-president's most recent plea for death.
• What nation should have for dinner: Both sides of the political aisle are in a heated debate over Chinese v. Italian.
• Cowboys v. Giants: The nation's highest court is expected to decide the Week 12 matchup.
• Joy: The court will decide if subtle moments of unadulterated bliss are allowed to weave gently through your days.
• Student loans: The court will rule whether or not everyone's student loan debt should be doubled just because.
• Bobby Flay v. Giada De Laurentiis: Food Network has enlisted the SCOTUS to determine which chef can cook up the most enticing spaghetti bolognese.
• Whether Clarence Thomas is the specialist little guy in all the land: He is, but it won't be official until it's written in complicated legalese.

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