Voters Warned Ballots Flushed Down Toilet Will No Longer Be Counted

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from The Onion on 2024-10-17 17:07 (#6RHWK)

Due to the high volume of votes flushed down the toilet in the past elections, officials are now warning that ballots sent in via the nation's sewage system will no longer be counted.

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