Article 6RK8X 30% Of Border Patrol Cameras Broken

30% Of Border Patrol Cameras Broken

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Nearly one third of the cameras in the Border Patrol's primary surveillance system along the southern U.S. border are not working, with an internal memo blaming outdated equipment and repair issues. What do you think?

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Luckily God sees all."

Raymond Beck, Yogurt Thickener
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Probably for the best. I always look terrible in border patrol pics."

Olivia Rees, Belt Reinforcer
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Like they always say, Big Brother is watching about 70% of the time."

Georgi Vosper, Alibi Organizer

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