Article 6RMGM Fire Station That Burned Down Didn’t Have Fire Alarm

Fire Station That Burned Down Didn’t Have Fire Alarm

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A new fire station in central Germany, which was destroyed in a fire, did not have a fire alarm system, with local officials claiming no alarm was installed because experts had considered it unnecessary. What do you think?

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Oh god. Fire is getting smarter."

Katerina Wiley, Subwoofer Technician
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A blaring fire alarm would've only added confusion to an already stressful situation."

Freddy Duarte, Pest Displacer
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That must've felt so cathartic for the fire."

Jake Houdek, Bowling Journalist

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