Haunted By Nudist Ghost

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from The Onion on 2024-10-22 18:11 (#6RNME)

This restored 1860s Victorian is haunted by a fanatically nudist ghost. Previous owners got sick of waking up in the middle of the night stark naked with their pajamas in a shredded pile at their feet. Don't bother trying to get away with a towel wrapped around your waist. Ghost will destroy that too. Perfect for the right family.

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