Funeral Home Apologizes After Corpse Falls Out Of Hearse Into Traffic

A funeral home in Poland apologized after a corpse that it was transporting fell out of a hearse and into traffic, issuing a statement taking responsibility for the incident and blaming a technical failure of the hearse. What do you think?

Life is so strange. One minute you're dead, the next you're rolling around in traffic."

Carla Potgieter, Unemployed

Sounds like someone got caught trying to abuse the carpool lane."

Robbie Wong, Snack Critic

Due to the natural buildup of gasses, it's actually quite normal for bodies to sometimes launch themselves into traffic."

Scott Kuligowski, Deputy Vocalist

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