DNC Email Pleads For $20 To Cheer Them Up

WASHINGTON-Calling on all Democrats to step up and donate in the wake of Donald Trump's victory in the 2024 presidential election, a fundraising email sent out Wednesday by the Democratic National Committee pleaded for a donation of $20 to help cheer them up. ATTENTION VOTERS: Kamala Harris and her fellow Democrats woke up this morning feeling EXTREMELY BUMMED," wrote House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries in a 600-word email with the subject line URGENT: VERY SAD." Last night was HARD, but with your HELP, we can make sureRepublicans don't take away our SMILES completely. For just $20, you can put the PEP back in our STEP. Are you with me?" At press time, the DNC sent a follow-up email that featured photos of Harris, Nancy Pelosi, and Liz Cheney frowning alongside a caption that read LOOK WHAT YOU DID."

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