Rules For The Mike Tyson Vs. Jake Paul Fight

Mike Tyson and Jake Paul will face off Nov. 15 in a heavyweight boxing match streamed exclusively on Netflix. Here are the rules the boxers will be required to follow:

Tyson and Paul must spend the first 20 minutes explaining who they are to Gen Z and Gen X, respectively.

Boxers are each limited to three ad reads per round.

A boxer automatically loses the fight if he is knocked down and cannot get an energy drink company to sponsor him within 10 seconds.

The fight will be eight rounds, released weekly by Netflix.

Steroids encouraged.

Walkout robes must have cool flames on sleeves.

Each fighter must organically mention Bridgerton at least one time.

Biting, slapping, and hair pulling are expected.

Pep talks between rounds are limited in subject to a beautiful dame in the crowd who's worth winning it all for.

No flip flops.

The fight doesn't end until Netflix doubles its subscriber numbers.

Tyson is only allowed to kill Paul once.

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