WE DID IT!

AND BY IT" OF COURSE I MEAN DRAMATICALLY INCREASED THE LIKELIHOOD OF DEATH FROM EASILY PREVENTABLE CHILDHOOD ILLNESSES BUT ALSO OF ONE OF US POSSIBLY GETTING A CHANCE TO SPEND THE DAY FALCONING WITH RFK JR., ASSUMING HIS LICENSE IS STILL VALID!"

WHICH IT SHOULD NOT BE BUT DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH ON THAT ONE!

Well done, America.

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