Biden Promises Peaceful Transition Of Power

President Joe Biden vowed to ensure a peaceful and orderly transition to his Republican predecessor and now successor, Donald Trump, urging Americans to accept the choice the country made." What do you think?

Wow, could the Democrats be any more out of touch about what the American people want?"

Conrad Agee, Button Smoother

I'll always admire his devotion to America's founding delusions."

Liza Trimble, Rodent Whisperer

He knows a thing or two about reluctantly ceding power."

Phil Arroyo, Footage Splicer

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