Lessons Democrats Can Learn From The 2024 Election

In addition to Donald Trump's resounding victory in the presidential election, Republicans have taken majority control of both the House of Representatives and the Senate. Here are the lessons Democrats can learn from the 2024 election cycle.

Lock in John Legend's endorsement earlier.

Cut out the woke policies that only a fraction of Americans find lifesaving.

Just because something is your fault, it doesn't mean you're to blame.

Harris should have been more brat in Wisconsin.

Try to not already hold the presidency when a thing happens that voters dislike.

It is important to appeal to other demographics beyond the Cheney family.

The soul of America is a black expanse, and from it seeps a substance darker than night.

One more fundraising text would've done the job.

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