Notre-Dame To Reopen

Notre-Dame Cathedral in Paris will reopen to the public five years after a devastating fire, with the bells ringing out for the first time since 2019. What do you think?

It was more eye-catching when it was on fire."

Scott Polomo, Chain Linker

Will it still have the original pedophiles?"

Erin Jehl, Cart Puller

I can't even remember why they set it on fire in the first place."

Leo Savalle, Crane Swiveler

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