Americans Celebrate Thanksgiving

Americans all across the nation are gathering today to celebrate the Thanksgiving holiday. What are you thankful for?

That Moldova doesn't have an extradition treaty with the U.S."

Bruce Sipiora, Ceramic Patcher

I'm grateful to be living in the age of the blender."

Michael Littlefield, Systems Analyst

Taylor Lautner's performance in The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D."

Renata Hanson, Rag Oiler

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