Dollar General Tests Same-Day Delivery

Dollar General is testing same-day delivery to customers' homes as the deep-discounter tries to fend off fiercer competition with Walmart. What do you think?

But Dollar General is where you go to be seen."

Theo Fulcher, Juice Concentrator

I'd feel more comfortable if Dollar General didn't have my address."

David Dickins, Junior Demographer

Can they send their whole inventory over so I can browse?"

Petra Hird, Jumpsuit Assembler

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