MrBeast Offers To Give $1Million To First Person Who Can Teach Him To Blink

GREENVILLE, NC-Calling it a life-changing" opportunity for one of his many subscribers, internet influencer Jimmy MrBeast" Donaldson reportedly offered Friday to give $1 million to the first person who could teach him to blink. Today, I'm kicking off the Make MrBeast Blink Challenge' and asking all of you to help me learn to finally close my eyes," Donaldson said in a YouTube video, which followed the 26-year-old as he worked with eye doctors, psychologists, and physical therapists to even partially move his eyelids from their alarmingly wide-open position. For my whole life, I've been cursed with two piercingly bright eyes that bulge out of my skull as I make terrifying eye contact with the camera. No one has ever been able to make me look or feel human...until today, God willing." At press time, Donaldson offered to up the reward to $5 million if someone could also teach him how to wipe the shit-eating grin off his face.

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