Assad Flees Syria After Rebels Capture Damascus

The Assad family's decades-long reign in Syria came to an abrupt end when rebel forces captured Damascus after a stunning lightning-strike rout across the country. What do you think?

If he doesn't learn to stand up for himself, they'll never leave him alone."

Valerie Lorensson, Unemployed

I'm sure another country looking for an experienced dictator will scoop him up quickly."

Shawn Maloney, Gait Corrector

I guess he didn't kill enough people."

Drew Cook, Interim Dishwasher

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