Mysterious Drones Spotted Over New Jersey

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Mysterious drones have been hovering in the skies above New Jersey and other states in the Northeast for weeks, alarming residents and prompting lawmakers to demand answers. What do you think?

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New Jersey has a sky?"

Matt Grimm, Text Wrapper
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Yeah, you see a lot more of them during mating season."

Justin Deaver, Sweepstakes Manager
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It's about time the government looked into why people waste their time flying drones."

Caroline McBrayer, Appetizer Engineer

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