Jill Biden Leaves Teaching Post

First lady Jill Biden announced that she is stepping down from her teaching position at Northern Virginia Community College, capping off over 40 years of teaching in both high school and community college classrooms. What do you think?

That's okay. We're all smart enough already."

Ted Heinsohn, Herb Chopper

I guess she finally realized she could make more money as a private tutor."

Matt Yarnell, Hat Sizer

The strength of a marriage is truly tested when both partners are unemployed."

Suzanne Pierpont, Entree Salter

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