Coffee Prices Rise To 50-Year Highs

Coffee beans are hitting record-high prices not seen in nearly 50 years after difficult growing seasons among some of the world's top-producing regions. What do you think?

I knew one day we'd regret dumping all that tea into Boston Harbor."

Cameron Pruse, Adhesive Developer

Good thing my coffee comes from the store."

Gabrielle Fernandes, Courtroom Decorator

That's why I switched to $8 matchas."

Justin White, Box Labeler

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