Man Sues Lottery After Losing Winning Ticket

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A man is suing the California Lottery alleging that he has not received part of his winnings from a nearly $400 million Mega Millions jackpot after he located one of his winning tickets but not the other. What do you think?

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I can corroborate his story, for a small fee."

Stephen Ruddock, Faucet Craftsman
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Usually the lottery just takes your word for it."

Amy Pelkey, Systems Analyst
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This is why I invested in fridge magnets."

Luke Goeltz, Lounge Crooner

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