Article 6TM81 Israel, Hamas Reach Ceasefire Deal

Israel, Hamas Reach Ceasefire Deal

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A ceasefire deal has been reached to end 15 months of fighting in the Gaza Strip, with the agreement also freeing dozens of hostages held in Gaza as well as Palestinians in Israeli jails. What do you think?

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Aw, I was just starting to get numb to it!"

Pierre Durand, Ketchup Sweetener
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That doesn't mean the violence has to stop, right?"

Camilla Truitt, Choir Manager
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See? Peace in the Middle East wasn't so hard."

Joel Kessel, Light Switch Tester

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