Trump Declassifies Secret JFK, MLK Assassination Documents

President Donald Trump signed an executive order requiring the full release of government documents related to the assassinations of former President John F. Kennedy and civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr. What do you think?

I bet guns were used."

James Ortiz, Netting Reinforcer

I think they shot each other."

Erik Troya, Blimp Inspector

I can't wait to take these things out of context."

Amy Weinforth, Plastics Expert

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