Article 6TVXG Study Finds 4 In 10 Americans Could Develop Dementia After 55

Study Finds 4 In 10 Americans Could Develop Dementia After 55

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A study published in the journal Nature Medicine found that about a million Americans a year are expected to develop dementia by 2060, roughly double today's toll. What do you think?

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Is there anything I can do now to make sure I don't get to 55?"

Bryce Diamante, Freelance Litigator
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Thank God it's only 1997."

Terry Neal, Additives Tester
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This sounds like a problem for my relatives."

Ruby Baum, Novelties Engineer

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