Colombia President Claims Cocaine No Worse Than Whiskey

Colombian President Gustavo Petro said during a government meeting that cocaine is not worse than whiskey" and that it's only illegal because it comes from Latin America. What do you think?

Been telling my parole officer this for years."

Debbie Omstead, Sandal Cobbler

All I know is that they're both less dangerous than half-off Mai Tais at hibachi happy hour."

Alan Sayles, Clue Compiler

While we're ranking things, I've always thought Sprite was better than meth."

Dennis Pardo, Tax Evader

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