Dunkin’ Pastries Included In Massive Recall

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration recalled about 2 million baked goods sold nationwide, including some doughnuts and coffee rolls purchased at Dunkin', due to concerns the products might be contaminated with listeria. What do you think?

Doesn't matter, they're for my coworkers."

Gabrielle Hess, Bassoon Tuner

I prefer to get my listeria from local bakeries."

Brandon Tucholski, Wrench Sizer

How do I tell if I'm listeria sick or just normal Dunkin' sick?"

Stefano Motas, Trend Watchdog

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