Article 6V9Q4 Mysterious Tar Balls Washing Up On Florida Beaches

Mysterious Tar Balls Washing Up On Florida Beaches

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The U.S. Coast Guard has been searching for tar balls that began showing up on South Florida beaches, but so far the source of the black muck remains a mystery. What do you think?

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Pretty mild as far as harbingers go."

Ella Bowers, Food Stager
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Fish need to take better care of the water."

Brandon Keough, Macaroni Artisan
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Someone must be heartbroken about their tar ball collection."

Andrei Tenkhoff, Horn Amplifier

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