Political Profile: Kristi Noem

Kristi Noem has vowed to use her power as Secretary of Homeland Security to crack down on immigration. Here is everything you need to know about the Trump cabinet member's background.

Ethnicity: Real Housewife

Religion: Cabela's fundamentalist

Homeland Security Experience: Has Ring camera

Dream Job: Host of an HGTV show about making over the border wall

Who Trump Thinks She Is: Sarah Palin

Hair: 100% horse-grade

Hardest Part Of Job: Sharing an office with Pete Hegseth

Personal Motto: God, family, get out of this country

Favorite Dog Trick: Be dead

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