Revival Of Internship Program Heralds CEO’s Daughter Coming Of Age

ALHAMBRA, CA-Marking the moment as an exciting new era for Elmhurst Management Solutions, employees confirmed Friday that the revival of the company's internship program heralded the coming of age of CEO Richard Bonaldo's daughter. Restarting the internship program after a nine-year hiatus is the clearest sign yet that Alicia has become a woman and needs work experience," said senior analyst Leanne Thompson, noting that Bonaldo had originally axed the program as a cost-saving measure but had recently found room in the budget for exactly one summer intern. Looks like Alicia chose the perfect time to make her work debut because not only is the internship back on, it's actually paid this time. It says here that interns will earn $32 an hour. Dang, that's more than I make! Congrats to Alicia!" Bonaldo's office later confirmed that the three months his daughter will spend filing and organizing will prepare her to one day accept a leadership position with the company.

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