DOGE By The Numbers

Elon Musk, the leader of DOGE, claims the organization's sweeping cuts have already saved the government $55 billion. The Onion examines the key facts and figures behind the Department Of Government Efficiency.

20,000: Free lunch sandwiches confiscated from schoolchildren's mouths mid-bite

17: Cancer research breakthroughs successfully averted

45: Minutes per meeting spent looking at videos on Elon Musk's phone

83: FAA employees left between you and a Boeing 747 crashing into your house

10%: Group discount on department fake ID order

13,000: Federal employees laid off via meme

500: Nut taps distributed

253: Number of scorned public servants currently writing manifestos

8: Times Elon Musk has tried to explain why the agency name is funny to Trump

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