Article 6VG5M KFC Leaves Kentucky

KFC Leaves Kentucky

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KFC, formerly known as Kentucky Fried Chicken, is leaving its namesake state, moving its corporate headquarters to Plano, TX from Louisville, KY. What do you think?

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So that's what the C' stands for."

Randy Templeton, Research Funder
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This should send a clear message to woke Kentucky."

Caroline Gruter, Viscosity Tester
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They might've been a big deal in Louisville, but good luck making it in Plano."

Ken McKhan, Appetizer Chef

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