Article 6VN8V Couple Forced To Sit Next To Dead Body On Plane For 4 Hours After Woman Dies Midflight

Couple Forced To Sit Next To Dead Body On Plane For 4 Hours After Woman Dies Midflight

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A married couple on a flight from Australia to Qatar said they were forced to sit next to a dead woman's body for four hours after a fellow passenger exited the restroom, collapsed, and died in front of them. What do you think?

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I feel bad the dead lady was stuck sitting with a couple."

Freddy Clifton, Valet Coordinator
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One time I got seated next to a dog, so I guess it's hit or miss."

Alfred Yunis, Luggage Designer
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That's why I always pop a Klonopin before I sit next to a dead body on a flight."

Amy Arroyo, Brochure Collector

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