‘Dirty Rain’ Falls Over Multiple States

Rain showers following a massive Texas dust storm left buildings and vehicles from Missouri to West Virginia covered in a grimy film, a rare weather event known as dirty rain." What do you think?

Are we sure that's not just what West Virginia looks like?"

Brett Astle, Vent Investigator

I didn't know Dave Matthews Band was on tour."

Maurice Lefevre, Banister Smoother

Just be grateful it's still raining at all."

Fran Vikstrom, Wildlife Pedicurist

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