128 New Moons Found Orbiting Saturn

Astronomers have discovered over 100 additional moons orbiting Saturn, bringing the gas giant's total to 274. What do you think?

At a certain point, you have to stop and ask yourself why you're not happy with the 200 moons you've got."

Jack Saylor, Unemployed

Yet again, the moon-rich get moon-richer."

Guy Gallegos, Response Strategist

There's no way each moon is getting enough attention."

Irene Gray, Tire Rotator

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