Jury Convicts Thief Who Stole Golden Toilet

A thief who swiped a golden toilet from an English palace was convicted along with an accomplice who helped cash in on the 18-carat work of art insured for more than $6 million. What do you think?

Thank God, I can't hold it in any longer."

Stephen Hegg, Freelance Hacker

Yet poor toilets go missing every day and the police do nothing."

Craig Woodard, Warning Broadcaster

At least the metal prison toilet won't be an adjustment."

Delilah Rothbart, Route Determiner

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