Trump Officials Accidentally Text Journalist War Plans

Top national security officials for President Donald Trump, including his defense secretary, texted war plans for upcoming military strikes in Yemen to a group chat in a secure messaging app that included the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic, with the National Security Council saying the text chain appears to be authentic." What do you think?

We should be okay as long as terrorists don't have the internet."

Troy Fernbach, Timetable Drawer

A president's cabinet is only as good as its drunkest member."

David Ray, Guerrilla Marketer

So all of a sudden a journalist doesn't want to know things?"

Frieda Thorsen, Door Holder

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