Kermit The Frog To Deliver University Of Maryland Commencement Speech

The University of Maryland announced that muppet Kermit the Frog will speak at its 2025 commencement ceremony, the iconic green frog having been created by Jim Henson, who graduated from UMD in 1960. What do you think?

I hope he doesn't touch on any hot-button issues like kindness or compassion."

Nikki Krouse, Pastry Taster

Ugh, why is it always some lame guy in his 70s?"

Tim Kosydor, Wingspan Measurer

Once again, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew is snubbed by mainstream academia."

Eric Fleming, Produce Pickler

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