Inside Elon Musk’s Texas Compound

Significant mystery has cloaked a 14,400-square-foot Tuscan-style villa and a second, adjacent mansion purchased by the world's richest man for himself and his extensive family. Here,The Onionuncovers what's inside Elon Musk's $35 million Texas compound.
Explore the compound in detail




Children's barracks



Hidden Rivian garage



H1-B worker stables



Sperm silo



Live-in Turkish hair-plug donor



Moral panic room



3,000-page spec script forRick And Morty movie

Hyperloop going from bedroom to bathroom



Maternity ward



Shackled homunculus of origins unknown



Mass monkey grave



Ketamine on tap

Whites only" water fountain



Glue traps for escaped surrogates

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